Cold is Relative

It's rare that I get a joke from Pastor, so it must be a good enough reason to post this...

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .


65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets
cold.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late