I'm a good tipper... moved into a more traditional 20% range, and of course you just need to read a few of my poems to know I fall in love with most waitresses or baristas, or hostesses.
So tonight when I ran into this on Facebook I had to share it; http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/08/23-life-lessons-you-get-from-working-at-a-restaurant/ While I did work at KFC for 3 years, I'm not sure it qualifies me totally... I kept wishing the front clerks would grope the cooks; but I was a mere horny teenager.
Tip that waitress, why don't you... and keep your hands to yourself, but do smile and enjoy their company. Just heed the words by Loudon Wainwright III...